Mason Delacroix
Dad jokes are a classic form of humour, often corny and cringe-worthy, but always good for a laugh. So, what happens when you combine a dad joke with a bodybuilder's favourite alcoholic beverage? You might get a groan-worthy pun or a witty play on words that will leave your audience shaking their heads and smiling. Whether it's a clever twist on a classic joke or a unique take on a popular drink, this topic promises to be a hilarious exploration of the lighter side of bodybuilding and mixology. So, get ready to flex your funny bone and raise a glass to the perfect combination of fitness and humour!
| Characteristics | Values |
|---|---|
| Joke type | Dad joke |
| Main subject | Bodybuilder |
| Secondary subjects | Alcohol, wine, blonde people, bartenders, juice, lemons, steroids, gender reveal, Italian people, astrophysics, chocolate, ex-wives, diaries, whips, Heaven, Hell, protein, kidneys, doctors, pants, shoplifting, Dr. Frankenstein, buses, tickets, math, genetic disease, masturbation, carrots, forests, children, liquor stores, funerals, beer, Crown Reserve, Jager, cards, blindness, condoms, dark forests, molestation, ghosts, pianos, tunas, glue, windmills, heavy metal, banks, old ladies, origami, stormtroopers, electric cars, melons, weddings, bison, ranches, egg whites, fixing things, pumpkins, meetings, databases, pens |
| Example | A bodybuilder walks into a bar and orders a glass of red wine. He then takes off his tight tank top and pours the wine all over his midriff. "What the heck?!" The bartender exclaims. "What did you do that for?" "My personal trainer told me to abstain from alcohol," the bodybuilder replies. |
| Other examples | "No whey, José"; "I still don't understand it. Anabolic? No, just a cock"; "What's a drunk alien's favorite weapon? A Tanque-Ray!"; "What do you call a hangover at the galaxy's edge? A cling-on!"; "What's a skeleton's favorite type of road? A dead end."; "What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, just a little wine." |
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What You'll Learn
Bodybuilders and bartenders
For instance, a bodybuilder walks into a bar and orders a glass of red wine. They take off their tight tank top and pour the wine all over their midriff. "What the heck?!" Exclaims the bartender. "My personal trainer told me to abstain from alcohol," the bodybuilder replies.
Or how about this one: a bartender was so confident in their strength that they promised free drinks for life to anyone who could squeeze more juice from a lemon than them. A hulking bodybuilder accepts the challenge but squeezes with all their might to no avail.
But it's not just bodybuilders who are the butt of the jokes. Bartenders get their fair share of ribbing, too. For example, what's the bartender's least favorite insect? A barfly, of course!
And let's not forget the classic exchange: "The bartender says to me, 'What rhymes with orange?' I said, 'No it doesn't!'"
So, whether you're a bodybuilder, a bartender, or just someone looking for a laugh, these jokes might not be the most sophisticated humor out there, but they're sure to bring a smile—or at least a groan—to your day.
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Bodybuilders and wine
While there are no dad jokes about bodybuilders' favourite alcoholic drinks, there are jokes about bodybuilders and alcohol. For example, a joke about a bodybuilder and a bartender:
> A bodybuilder walks into a bar and orders a glass of red wine. He then takes off his tight tank top and pours the wine all over his midriff. "What the heck?!" The bartender exclaims. "What did you do that for?" "My personal trainer told me to abstain from alcohol," the bodybuilder replies.
Another joke revolves around a woman bodybuilder and her friend:
> She called a friend for a shoulder to cry on, and she rushed over with chocolate and two bottles of wine.
While not directly related to wine, other jokes allude to the consumption of alcohol by bodybuilders, such as the one about a bartender offering free drinks to anyone who can squeeze more juice out of a lemon than them, with a bodybuilder failing to complete the challenge.
Some jokes also indirectly reference alcohol, such as the one about a bodybuilder not buying a bus ticket, which could imply that they spend their money on alcohol instead.
Although not specifically about bodybuilders, there are also dad jokes about wine, such as:
> What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, just a little wine.
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Dad jokes about beer
A Zebra walks into a pub and asks for a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, I can’t serve you. You’re barred.”
Two frat boys are stranded at sea on a lifeboat. On the fourth day, a mermaid comes out of the water and offers them one wish to save their lives. One of the frat boys thinks about it and shouts out, “I wish the ocean was a sea of beer!” And it happened.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a third of a beer… and so on. The bartender says: “That is an infinite amount of beer. You guys need to know your limits!”
A polar bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he’ll have. The bear says, “I guess I’ll have a …………… ……………. …………… beer.” The bartender asks, “Why the big pause?” The polar bear replies, “I don’t know, I was born with them.”
What did the beer sing on the beach? “Don’t worry. Be hoppy.”
Why do they never serve beer at a math party? Because you can’t drink and derive.
Beer doesn’t make you fat. It makes you lean; against walls, doors, toilets…
What do you call a shy drinker who's afraid to come out of their shell? A lager-head turtle!
What do you call a beer with no teeth? A gummy beer!
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Dad jokes about spirits
Why did we stop drinking three martinis at lunch? Because now we order one marmaxi!
What’s a drunk alien's favorite weapon? A Tanque-Ray!
What do you call a hangover at the galaxy’s edge? A cling-on!
What do you call a beer with no teeth? A gummy beer!
What’s the bartender’s least favorite insect? A bar fly!
I tried to make up a joke about a ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
What's the one room a ghost doesn't need in its house? A living room!
Local team of ghosts have taken up rugby. They are excellent at scoring drop goals!
Get the kids and adults laughing with these funny and cute ghost jokes, including puns and one-liners.
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Dad jokes about cocktails
Why was the martini always in a good mood? Because it had a lot of gin-spiration!
What do you call a group of vodka bottles hanging out together? A spirits squad!
Why did the margarita go to the doctor? It was feeling a little tequila!
What’s the best way to make a fruit drink laugh? Tell it a grape joke!
Why did the bourbon take a selfie with the lime and ice? It wanted to make a “bourbon on the rocks” picture!
Did you hear about the recursive cocktail that walked into a bar and ordered itself? The bartender said, “This is getting out of hand.”
My favourite way to serve a recursive cocktail is in a fractal glass. I tried to order one at a non-recursive bar, but they didn’t understand the joke. They just kept bringing me the same drink over and over again.
What did the bartender say when the recursive cocktail asked for its ingredients? “They’re self-referential.”
I ordered a recursive cocktail, but it kept missing from the menu. It was always one page behind.
Why did the recursive cocktail decide to throw a party? It wanted to invite all its recursive friends.
What did the recursive cocktail say when it saw its reflection in the mirror? “Wow, I’m really good at making myself.”
A father was trying to teach his young son about the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in whiskey curled up and died. “Alright, son,” asked the father, “what does that show you?” “Well, Dad, it shows that if I drink alcohol, I won’t get worms!”
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?
Dear alcohol, we had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer… I saw the video… we need to talk.
Hey bartender, I need a beer. I’ve got way too much blood in my alcohol system.
A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar. “What is this?” asks the bartender, “some kind of joke?”
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He hears a small voice say, “You look nice today.” A few minutes later, he hears, “That’s a nice shirt.” The guy asks the bartender, “Who is that?” The bartender says, “Those are the peanuts. They’re complimentary!”
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Frequently asked questions
He wanted to abstain from alcohol, so he poured it over himself instead of drinking it.
Whey protein shakes, of course!
"You've got to stop flexing while you drink, it's giving me the shakes!"
"No alcohol for me, thanks. I'll have a protein shake instead."
